As I sit here less than twelve hours from departing from Italy, I cannot help but think back at my last few months here in Italy and reflect upon what I’ll miss and some of the things I won’t miss at all. As a goodbye, I’d thought I’d sum up my travels with sharing those very thoughts with you. Enjoy and thank you so much for reading. It’s been a lot of fun sharing my adventures with you.
Things I won’t miss:
The shower:
For the last two months, the shower here has been the bane of my existence. Not only has the water heater gone out more times than I have fingers to count on, but it has flooded continuously and without a doubt every single day of my stay. I cannot tell you how many near death experiences Katie and I have had slipping and sliding on our water-ridden floors. By the end of this trip, the puddles of water that leaked out of the bathroom and down the hall became such a regular fixture in our apartment that we gave up mopping and let evaporation take its course. Thank goodness for the humidity.
Italian Driving:
Road rage and aggression took on a whole new meaning here in Italy where they drive with the fervor of a Kobayashi eating a hotdog(Zach, that joke is for you). I took my life in my hands every time I rode on my valiant steed the Tornado. Now that I’m coming home and it won’t worry my mom I don’t feel afraid of sharing that I had three near misses on my bike. We’re talking inches separating me and steel—if that’s even what those damn smart cars are made of. It will be nice to go home and take a leisurely bike ride without having to consider who I’ll leave my most prized possession, my ipod, to in my will.
Lack of Milk:
For the last two months I have been suffering and battling serious milk withdrawal symptoms. I didn’t share this with you because I didn’t want you to worry, but not a night has gone by that I haven’t fought my shaking body into submission and forced myself to sleep without my daily three tall glass hits of ice cold skim milk. It took a lot of self-restraint and perseverance, but I can proudly say that I’ve been milk-free for 71 days. Too bad, I have every intention of indulging in a tall glass of milk the minute I make it back home. Sadly, I’m not made of stronger will-power, but all dairy cows have been warned.
The Italian Language:
Although I have perfected the art form of charades, it will be nice to return to the English speaking world again. There’s only so many ways one can embarrass themselves trying to pantomime the need of a bathroom. It will be totally bizarre to be able to understand everyone once I get home. I’ll probably feel like I’m eavesdropping on every English conversation I hear simply because I’ll be able to understand what they’re saying. Oh well, I welcome knowing everyone’s business.
Things I’ll miss:
My Cooperating Teacher:
Although I was originally suspicious that my overly flamboyant cooperating teacher from England was gay, I will certainly miss him. It turns out he is simply corky and a bit of a dorky clown. He actually proposed right before I left. Not to me thank goodness, but to another teacher at the school. I will miss our daily banter over who’s cooler—Americans or Englanders (Americans hands down) and the proper name for the sport of soccer—soccer or football.
The Food:
I don’t think pizza will be the same after I come home. The pizza here is simply beyond words, and I will miss being able to go out and polish a whole one off for dinner followed by a couple scoops of gelato. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to find my favorite chocolate rum gelato back in the States. Only in Italy do they mix the best of two indulgences—ice cream and hard alcohol. The lasagna here was also amazing. I know I’ll probably get a good kick in the ass from my mom for admitting this, but it was even better than her homemade lasagna. Sorry mom, I cannot tell a lie.
Italian Streets:
The labyrinth narrow cobble-stone streets will surely be missed. Some of the best times I had involved getting lost on those streets while riding the Tornado. Riding my bike back home on the smooth, wide open roads won’t be nearly as exciting.
The Tornado:
Speaking of bike riding, my heart strings are already pulling at the fact that I must leave my loyal and gallant steed, the Tornado, behind. She may have been old, but she was my faithful companion through rainstorms and many grocery runs. I’ll miss her rickety clacking as I jumped sidewalks and puddles I should have probably avoided. She was the bicycle a girl could ever have.
My Italian Students:
Most of all I’ll miss my small and unbelievably adorable and sometimes naughty students. Whether I was choreographing their music concert song with them or yelling at Leonardo for the sixth time in a single day, they always managed to keep things exciting. Their stories of fake shark attacks, fear of neutron stars, and who was naughty on the playground will forever stay with me.
Other small things I’ll miss:
-the choice of using the toilet or the bidet in our bathroom
-the beyond ridiculous alfits the mothers wore to pick up their children
-the many accents of my co-teachers
-living next to Venice
Friday, June 11, 2010
Warning: Tea Cup ride can cause dizziness and possible embarrassing vomiting experiences.
Last week I got to go on a field trip with my year two children. Although there was no wine or Italian moonshine this time around, it still was a really fun time. We went to a kiddie amusement park called Gulliver’s Land where we broke the class into groups and took them on all the rides throughout the park. My group of seven children was very adventurous and wanted to go on every single ride. I’ve never been pulled in so many directions at once, and by the end of the day I would have been more than happy to never hear my own name shouted from a child’s lips again.
I may have been the biggest child of them all. I made sure to go on all the rides with them. I surely didn’t want to miss out. The giant mat slides, the waterfall log ride, the tower drop ride, the go-carts—I was totally game for it all. The children and I had a blast. However, I may have pushed my luck though when I chose to ride the teacups, but I simply couldn’t help myself when all my students were begging me to join them. As I took the turn table in front of me and we started to go faster and faster, my stomach started to do back-flips and my head started to beat a violent rendition of something similar to Black Sabbath. I was quite certain I was going to be remembered by my Italian students as the American teacher that spewed all over them on their field trip. Luckily, I kept my stomach in check and no little children were harmed or severely traumatized. Thank goodness, I’d hate to be the reason for years of therapy for any of these children.
I may have been the biggest child of them all. I made sure to go on all the rides with them. I surely didn’t want to miss out. The giant mat slides, the waterfall log ride, the tower drop ride, the go-carts—I was totally game for it all. The children and I had a blast. However, I may have pushed my luck though when I chose to ride the teacups, but I simply couldn’t help myself when all my students were begging me to join them. As I took the turn table in front of me and we started to go faster and faster, my stomach started to do back-flips and my head started to beat a violent rendition of something similar to Black Sabbath. I was quite certain I was going to be remembered by my Italian students as the American teacher that spewed all over them on their field trip. Luckily, I kept my stomach in check and no little children were harmed or severely traumatized. Thank goodness, I’d hate to be the reason for years of therapy for any of these children.
Monday, May 31, 2010
WOBS: Women for the Official Ban of Speedos
Since it's been so hot we decided to take a trip to the beach. We took a bus to a little coastal town about sixty kilometers southeast called Sotto Marina. The beach was like one I'd never seen before. It was quadroned off into zones that had hundreds upon hundreds of beach umbrellas and huts scattered across the length of the coast as far as the eye could see. I'm quite certain that this beach coud hold easily at least a thousand people. For different prices you could rent beach chairs, umbrellas, and/or a hut. Katie and I stuck to the simple beach chairs near the shore.
While soaking up the sun, we couldn't help but observe the other beach-goers to discover what they say about European beaches is true. Speedos are worn in high quantity. Now I'd like to take this moment to share a few words of wisdom from the female perspective. Men, speedos are not, I repeat, not sexy! Once being a lifeguard, I have seen my fair share of men sporting speedos--short men, tall men, skinny men, fat men, bald men, hairy men, fit men, and gangly men and not once did I want to take a second look. You could have the body of a bronzed god and still not be able to pull off a speedo. With that said, men consider yourself informed, and please think twice before you embarass yourself with wearing what can only be described as a banana hamock. There, I've said my share.
We also saw a lot of women on the beach who had no problem sunbathing topless. I told Katie we should embrace the European way and go topless ourselves, but let's be honest, we were far too chicken-shit to actually do it. Not to mention, a sunburn there would be rather painful. Ouch! Instead, I chose to take a swim in the ocean, the Adriatic Sea to be specific. It was rather calm and the water didn't taste nearly as salty as other ocean water I've had the dismay of tasting.
When Katie started to burn and the clouds started rolling in, we decided to take the bus home. By the time we arrived back in Padova it was pouring rain and showed no sign of letting up anytime soon. In just skimpy beach clothes, we still had to bike home so we hopped onto our bikes and kicked off into the sopping rainstorm. Within seconds we were soaked through and shivering while the passing Italians looked on at us from under their umbrellas like we had just escaped the local sane asylum. It didn't help that we were trying to peddle through the thick sheets of rain while hysterically laughing at ourselves. We could have been humiliated, but laughing our asses off was far more fun. The Italians in their dry smart cars certainly had no problems pointing and laughing. In fact, I'm quite certain they went out of their way to splash us with their car tires. Feeling like a kid again, I further embraced the situation and rode through the biggest puddles I could find. I mean why not? You only get so many opportunities to act completely and wholly rediculous. Although I do feel like I get more than the average person. Oh well, must just be good luck. Anyway, when we finally made it home twenty minute later, we were thoroughly and utterly water-logged. I'm pretty sure I was carry ten pounds of water in my beach cover-up alone. We could have given drowned rats a race for their money, but I loved every minute of it. It totally made my day.
After drying out, we got ready to go out with the gym teacher from school. After sharing a round of beer at an Irish pub (Dad, aren't you proud? Beer!), he took us to a popular reggae bar. I know, a reggae bar in Italy, very strange. I was extremely excited to discover they had waup or jungle juice as a certain person from KC likes to call it. Since neither Katie nor the gym teacher had ever had it, I had to buy a round for them. It was no surprised that they loved it. Who doesn't love waup?
Following that, we went to a club called the Fish Market. With a name like that, I had no idea what to expect. When the cab dropped us off at the edge of a small forest where just two conspicuous looking men stood under a fire-lit torch, I became a bit nervous. Had I not heard how popular and common this club was I might have turned the other way. Instead I tread forward feeling like I was entering some underground rave party. I wouldn't have been surprised at that moment if the two men had asked me for the secret password. Luckily, all we needed was ID. After walking down an ominously dark trail, the shadows finally broke into bright lights and loud music. The club consisted of a yard behind a villa with bright, glowing colored yard lights, picnic tables strewn about, a football field, a projector running old Italian carttons, a dancing deck, and finally a bar all laid out under the stars. It was definitely not your typical club.
Soon we met up with some other teachers, and the rum and cokes were going down quite smoothly. If I thought it was difficult to understand the teacher's Scottish and Irish accents before, it was nothing compared to doing so while buzzed with the Black Eyed Peas blaring in the background. It didn't take long before Katie was drunk and making out with the gym teacher. I simply laughed and made sure along with the other teachers to tease her the rest of the night.
I guess it's safe to say there's never a dull moment in Italy. I'm just glad I won't be the one remembered by the other teachers as "that American student teacher that got drunk and dirty on the dance floor with Rob the gym teacher." See mom, you raised me right afterall. As for Amanda, the jury's still out on that one. I mean she did find her husband in Las Vegas of all places. Wink!
While soaking up the sun, we couldn't help but observe the other beach-goers to discover what they say about European beaches is true. Speedos are worn in high quantity. Now I'd like to take this moment to share a few words of wisdom from the female perspective. Men, speedos are not, I repeat, not sexy! Once being a lifeguard, I have seen my fair share of men sporting speedos--short men, tall men, skinny men, fat men, bald men, hairy men, fit men, and gangly men and not once did I want to take a second look. You could have the body of a bronzed god and still not be able to pull off a speedo. With that said, men consider yourself informed, and please think twice before you embarass yourself with wearing what can only be described as a banana hamock. There, I've said my share.
We also saw a lot of women on the beach who had no problem sunbathing topless. I told Katie we should embrace the European way and go topless ourselves, but let's be honest, we were far too chicken-shit to actually do it. Not to mention, a sunburn there would be rather painful. Ouch! Instead, I chose to take a swim in the ocean, the Adriatic Sea to be specific. It was rather calm and the water didn't taste nearly as salty as other ocean water I've had the dismay of tasting.
When Katie started to burn and the clouds started rolling in, we decided to take the bus home. By the time we arrived back in Padova it was pouring rain and showed no sign of letting up anytime soon. In just skimpy beach clothes, we still had to bike home so we hopped onto our bikes and kicked off into the sopping rainstorm. Within seconds we were soaked through and shivering while the passing Italians looked on at us from under their umbrellas like we had just escaped the local sane asylum. It didn't help that we were trying to peddle through the thick sheets of rain while hysterically laughing at ourselves. We could have been humiliated, but laughing our asses off was far more fun. The Italians in their dry smart cars certainly had no problems pointing and laughing. In fact, I'm quite certain they went out of their way to splash us with their car tires. Feeling like a kid again, I further embraced the situation and rode through the biggest puddles I could find. I mean why not? You only get so many opportunities to act completely and wholly rediculous. Although I do feel like I get more than the average person. Oh well, must just be good luck. Anyway, when we finally made it home twenty minute later, we were thoroughly and utterly water-logged. I'm pretty sure I was carry ten pounds of water in my beach cover-up alone. We could have given drowned rats a race for their money, but I loved every minute of it. It totally made my day.
After drying out, we got ready to go out with the gym teacher from school. After sharing a round of beer at an Irish pub (Dad, aren't you proud? Beer!), he took us to a popular reggae bar. I know, a reggae bar in Italy, very strange. I was extremely excited to discover they had waup or jungle juice as a certain person from KC likes to call it. Since neither Katie nor the gym teacher had ever had it, I had to buy a round for them. It was no surprised that they loved it. Who doesn't love waup?
Following that, we went to a club called the Fish Market. With a name like that, I had no idea what to expect. When the cab dropped us off at the edge of a small forest where just two conspicuous looking men stood under a fire-lit torch, I became a bit nervous. Had I not heard how popular and common this club was I might have turned the other way. Instead I tread forward feeling like I was entering some underground rave party. I wouldn't have been surprised at that moment if the two men had asked me for the secret password. Luckily, all we needed was ID. After walking down an ominously dark trail, the shadows finally broke into bright lights and loud music. The club consisted of a yard behind a villa with bright, glowing colored yard lights, picnic tables strewn about, a football field, a projector running old Italian carttons, a dancing deck, and finally a bar all laid out under the stars. It was definitely not your typical club.
Soon we met up with some other teachers, and the rum and cokes were going down quite smoothly. If I thought it was difficult to understand the teacher's Scottish and Irish accents before, it was nothing compared to doing so while buzzed with the Black Eyed Peas blaring in the background. It didn't take long before Katie was drunk and making out with the gym teacher. I simply laughed and made sure along with the other teachers to tease her the rest of the night.
I guess it's safe to say there's never a dull moment in Italy. I'm just glad I won't be the one remembered by the other teachers as "that American student teacher that got drunk and dirty on the dance floor with Rob the gym teacher." See mom, you raised me right afterall. As for Amanda, the jury's still out on that one. I mean she did find her husband in Las Vegas of all places. Wink!
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Parents Spill Blood on Sport's Day
I always thought it was safe to say that America is the most overwhelmingly competitive, cut throat country, but after Sport’s Day here I think we might have some worthy competitors in the form of the Italians. All classes were divided into four teams—Dante, Donatello, Giotto, and Gallileo—and competed in about ten activities ranging from sack races, sprint races, relay races to obstacle courses, football shoots, and balancing contests in which parents could come and watch. To say the children were passionate and competitive would be an understatement. After the very first station, I had to comfort a sobbing student who had come in second in the sprint race. That was nothing compared to the parents however. I could barely explain directions at each station over the loud chanting and picture taking. The parents had no qualms darting right in front of me to get a shot of their son or daughter. After all, he or she very well may be the next David Beckham, right? Not only that, but they were also out for blood. I had a parent sulk at me when a student started a race a second before the others, and I did nothing at this clearly unjust usurp of the rules. I wanted to remind him of the fact that these were seven-year-olds and that it wasn’t the World Cup, but I stayed calm and collective like the good little teacher I’m supposed to be. However, it grew harder to hold my tongue as the day continued especially when one of the parents blatantly leaned over my shoulder to double check my math work as I tallied the points. I figured stabbing him with my pen probably wouldn’t have strengthened American foreign relations though. Nonetheless, it was still hard to fight the urge.
At the end of Sport’s Day, there was both a sprint race for the mothers and the fathers. It was hilarious to watch the mothers kick off the diamond studded shoes and amble onto the starting line where they continued to elbow and box each other out for a better starting spot while sporting their Prada and Louie Vaton dresses—the perfect sports attire after all. When the whistle blew, these women ran while savagely pushing and shoving each other as if they were racing toward the very last pair of Jimmy Choos in the entire world I truly wish I had a video camera. When the fathers swaggered onto the track, they actually did some stretching before lining themselves up at the starting line. The race was quickly finished after one father took a hard fall at the finish line and skidded a good four feet on his back across the line to lose the lead and finish second. He scratched up his left elbow pretty bad, but couldn’t be bothered by it as he double checked that he actually didn’t come in first. The other teachers informed me that the parent races are always the most entertaining and that only last year there was a three man collision during the race. On that note, I’d like to personally thank you mom and dad for never embarrassing me in such a way while at school.
At the end of Sport’s Day, there was both a sprint race for the mothers and the fathers. It was hilarious to watch the mothers kick off the diamond studded shoes and amble onto the starting line where they continued to elbow and box each other out for a better starting spot while sporting their Prada and Louie Vaton dresses—the perfect sports attire after all. When the whistle blew, these women ran while savagely pushing and shoving each other as if they were racing toward the very last pair of Jimmy Choos in the entire world I truly wish I had a video camera. When the fathers swaggered onto the track, they actually did some stretching before lining themselves up at the starting line. The race was quickly finished after one father took a hard fall at the finish line and skidded a good four feet on his back across the line to lose the lead and finish second. He scratched up his left elbow pretty bad, but couldn’t be bothered by it as he double checked that he actually didn’t come in first. The other teachers informed me that the parent races are always the most entertaining and that only last year there was a three man collision during the race. On that note, I’d like to personally thank you mom and dad for never embarrassing me in such a way while at school.
Sardines, Shots, and Snogging
Katie and I got the pleasure of going on a field trip with the year five students since they needed extra hands. I should have suspected that it wouldn’t be anything like a normal field trip owing to the fact that nothing seems to be the same here in Italy; yet, the experience still managed to shock me. First of all, it was about a forty-five minute bus trip to the place, and I’m using the term bus very loosely here. You see school buses here are actually gigantic yellow conversion vans with seats that can only be described best as park benches. You pack as many students on as possible even if that means sitting on laps while the bus driver watches this amusing packing of sardines from outside while smoking at least one pack of cigarettes possibly two if he can fit it in. That’s right, apparently only in America are schools drug and tobacco free zones. Anyways, it took only about fifteen hair-pulling minutes to finally puzzle piece us all onto the bus before we managed to hit the road.
While traveling, the students decided to entertain the teachers with a fog-horn level rendition of We Will Rock You and some other beautifully loud Italian football chant songs. If I closed my eyes I could almost make myself believe I was at a sporting event rather than on a school field trip. If that wasn’t enough, I found myself rather nervously watching the bus driver, yes the cigarette fiend I mentioned before. You see the Scottish teacher took the seat next to him and was quickly drawn into an enthusiastic conversation. Not that I don’t condone conversation on a long trip, but the fact that the bus driver’s hands were found more often than not flailing in grand expression rather than on the steering wheel was rather nerve-racking to say the least. At some points he would turn his whole body to the Scottish teacher totally taking both hands and vision off the road. Arriving in one piece was no short of a victory, but exactly where had we arrived?
A farm? A museum? It turns out it was a little bit of both. In the barn was an antique Italian museum while outside there was the strangest combination of animals including rabbits, goats, peacocks, dogs, and a donkey. It turned out to be one of the student’s grandparent’s property which also had a luxurious house, patio/bar, pool, park, and summer house which belonged to said student in the summer. Yep, he has his very own summer house at the age of eleven. I guess I shouldn’t have been all that surprised since another student at the school lives in a castle. These kids have no idea how loaded they are. After we toured the museum and the farm it was time for lunch. While the children ate in the barn, the teachers sat out on a picnic table for lunch where the owners first brought out a bottle of wine, then another, and then, yes, another. I couldn’t believe I was sipping back wine with my students just in view. Apparently, it was pretty normal because the students didn’t bat an eye.
After lunch, the children were let into the park to play football(soccer), and the teachers were left with….yes, more alcohol. This time the owners brought out not just wine, but hard liquor. It was some special hard liquor that the owners had made themselves. Surreal does not even begin to explain the thoughts going through my mind as I sat drinking what I could only call Italian moonshine while on a “school field trip.” When the male teachers soon disappeared to the patio/bar for cigars, my jaw could no longer hold itself up, but that’s not even the real kicker. Our bus driver decided to take a break from his smokes long enough to indulge himself in a shot of moonshine himself. Between my spills of laughter with Katie, I could not help but count the lawsuits that would have followed if this had taken place in America. We were only interrupted by the fact that we were still teachers on duty when a few students reported that some classmates were kissing in the park. The fun and games had to be put on hold while we went on snogging patrol. Clearly, these Italian youngsters have learned from their older counterparts that feelings of affection are perfectly normal to publicly display even at the feeble age of eleven. Excuse me as I puke.
All in all, it was one hell of a field trip which is quite the understatement if you ask me. It’s no surprise that Katie and I quickly volunteered to go on any other field trip they needed extra teachers for. After all, it would be a shame to miss out on another educational field trip experience.
While traveling, the students decided to entertain the teachers with a fog-horn level rendition of We Will Rock You and some other beautifully loud Italian football chant songs. If I closed my eyes I could almost make myself believe I was at a sporting event rather than on a school field trip. If that wasn’t enough, I found myself rather nervously watching the bus driver, yes the cigarette fiend I mentioned before. You see the Scottish teacher took the seat next to him and was quickly drawn into an enthusiastic conversation. Not that I don’t condone conversation on a long trip, but the fact that the bus driver’s hands were found more often than not flailing in grand expression rather than on the steering wheel was rather nerve-racking to say the least. At some points he would turn his whole body to the Scottish teacher totally taking both hands and vision off the road. Arriving in one piece was no short of a victory, but exactly where had we arrived?
A farm? A museum? It turns out it was a little bit of both. In the barn was an antique Italian museum while outside there was the strangest combination of animals including rabbits, goats, peacocks, dogs, and a donkey. It turned out to be one of the student’s grandparent’s property which also had a luxurious house, patio/bar, pool, park, and summer house which belonged to said student in the summer. Yep, he has his very own summer house at the age of eleven. I guess I shouldn’t have been all that surprised since another student at the school lives in a castle. These kids have no idea how loaded they are. After we toured the museum and the farm it was time for lunch. While the children ate in the barn, the teachers sat out on a picnic table for lunch where the owners first brought out a bottle of wine, then another, and then, yes, another. I couldn’t believe I was sipping back wine with my students just in view. Apparently, it was pretty normal because the students didn’t bat an eye.
After lunch, the children were let into the park to play football(soccer), and the teachers were left with….yes, more alcohol. This time the owners brought out not just wine, but hard liquor. It was some special hard liquor that the owners had made themselves. Surreal does not even begin to explain the thoughts going through my mind as I sat drinking what I could only call Italian moonshine while on a “school field trip.” When the male teachers soon disappeared to the patio/bar for cigars, my jaw could no longer hold itself up, but that’s not even the real kicker. Our bus driver decided to take a break from his smokes long enough to indulge himself in a shot of moonshine himself. Between my spills of laughter with Katie, I could not help but count the lawsuits that would have followed if this had taken place in America. We were only interrupted by the fact that we were still teachers on duty when a few students reported that some classmates were kissing in the park. The fun and games had to be put on hold while we went on snogging patrol. Clearly, these Italian youngsters have learned from their older counterparts that feelings of affection are perfectly normal to publicly display even at the feeble age of eleven. Excuse me as I puke.
All in all, it was one hell of a field trip which is quite the understatement if you ask me. It’s no surprise that Katie and I quickly volunteered to go on any other field trip they needed extra teachers for. After all, it would be a shame to miss out on another educational field trip experience.
Monday, May 10, 2010
Spotted: Cupid Fondling a Florence Tourist
Tuscany, take two, proved far more successful. We bought tickets the day beforehand to ensure that they wouldn't be sold out like the weekend before so getting on a train was no problem. I cannot say the same for finding our seats. You see Italy loves to complicate things. Booking one person per seat would be far too easy, why not book three people to one seat? Yep, I arrived at my seat to find a person in my seat. When I pointed it out, I was surprised to find he was from Canada and spoke English. Then the woman across the way said that she was also assigned that seat. The fact that she spoke English and was visiting from Alabama with her husband was even harder to believe. Now I don't want to sound skeptical, but I found it a bit curious that three English speaking people were all assigned the same seat by the Italian train transportation system. It may have passed through my thoughts a time or two that the Northern Italians were totally screwing us over, but who am I to say? I mean these Northern Italians haven't given me any reason not to trust them, right? Their mean glares and snubs have been nothing but endearing. I'll just call it a predestine meeting between native English speakers. Yeah, that sounds a lot less cynical.
When we couldn't find anyone to sort the problem out we decided to sit across the way and hoped no one would come looking for those seats. I was planning on playing dumb if they asked me to move which would be easy to pull off considering I speak no Italian. It actually turned out to be a fun ride chatting with these people. The Canadian boy was my age and traveling with two other friends while the Alabama couple were middle-aged. We shared stories about our visits in Italy and learned that the Canadian and his friends were backpacking throughout Europe. I was kind of jealous. I wish I had time to do that. In fact, I would have liked to join their group. It was refreshing to see a guy that had a waist wider than that of a twelve year old and wasn't wearing purple or some other hideously colored pair of skinny jeans. Oh, did I mention that young guys here wear skinny jeans? Trust me, it's not a pretty sight. I am not even a big fan of skinny jeans on women let alone on men. I hope this isn't a trend that catches on in the States or I might just have to start batting for the other team if you know what I mean. It's truly just that disturbing. Anyway, before I got fashion side-tracked, I was sad to part ways with our short-lived English speaking friends.
Once we got to Florence we immediately started to wonder the streets. It was easy to see that it was a big tourist town from all of the people roaming the small streets. I thought about mooing in honor of Dad due to the herds of people, but quickly realized that that joke would probably be lost on the Italians. Sorry Dad, cattle calling will just have to wait until I join you back at home. After walking about and doing some shopping, we stopped at a small cafe. Katie and I managed to polish off each our own Neopolian pizza and a bottle of wine. I could use the excuse that they don't sell single slices of pizza, but hell, I'm not ashamed. It was damn good pizza, and these toothpick Italian girls can go to hell. Actually some of these Italain girls could do with some curves especially in the behind area. Apparently they've never heard of Sir-Mix-A lot's Baby Got Back that's for damn sure. After eating we managed to make our way to the famous Florence Bridge where we got some beautiful photos.
We also discovered a car rally going on. The annual 1000 Mil Italian Road Rally was running through Florence that day so we got to see a lot of amazing cars. We're talking BMWs, Mazaratis, Porshes, and Ferraris--both new and old. It was quite the site, but maybe not for some of my Italian students. Only just this week while teaching a lesson on proper nouns, I was shocked to find out that one of my student's father owns a Ferrari. Firing back with "Oh yeah, I own a 2001 Ford Escort!" would have been just too pitiful so I slowly closed my mouth and nodded like it was no big deal.
Katie also had her own shock. While walking the streets of Florence, we ran into a few character statues--you know those creepy people that pretend to be statues or other characters kind of like mimes. There was one dressed as DiVinci and another one that was Columbus. Well, one was painted all white like a cupid statue complete with bow and arrow. When Katie went to toss some change in its bucket, it quickly came to life and latched onto her. Katie played along giving it a hug while I snapped a picture, but the situation quickly went from PG to PG13 as Cupid tangled his hands in her hair and planted a kiss on her cheek. If that wasn't enough, Cupid had plans to swiftly make it to first base as he tried forcefully to steal a full on kiss to her lips. At that point, Katie was trying desperately to pull away while laughing her ass off. I managed to snap four shots of the whole sordid ordeal between my own hysterical bouts of laughter, and only then did Katie finally free herself from the promiscuous Cupid. The fact that we were not even sure if it was a man or woman under all the paint made it even funnier--or disturbing depending on how you look at it.
Over all, it's safe to say that our trip to Florence, Tuscany was eventful to say the least. I'm glad we were finally able to make it. The pizza and wine alone was well worth the second try.
When we couldn't find anyone to sort the problem out we decided to sit across the way and hoped no one would come looking for those seats. I was planning on playing dumb if they asked me to move which would be easy to pull off considering I speak no Italian. It actually turned out to be a fun ride chatting with these people. The Canadian boy was my age and traveling with two other friends while the Alabama couple were middle-aged. We shared stories about our visits in Italy and learned that the Canadian and his friends were backpacking throughout Europe. I was kind of jealous. I wish I had time to do that. In fact, I would have liked to join their group. It was refreshing to see a guy that had a waist wider than that of a twelve year old and wasn't wearing purple or some other hideously colored pair of skinny jeans. Oh, did I mention that young guys here wear skinny jeans? Trust me, it's not a pretty sight. I am not even a big fan of skinny jeans on women let alone on men. I hope this isn't a trend that catches on in the States or I might just have to start batting for the other team if you know what I mean. It's truly just that disturbing. Anyway, before I got fashion side-tracked, I was sad to part ways with our short-lived English speaking friends.
Once we got to Florence we immediately started to wonder the streets. It was easy to see that it was a big tourist town from all of the people roaming the small streets. I thought about mooing in honor of Dad due to the herds of people, but quickly realized that that joke would probably be lost on the Italians. Sorry Dad, cattle calling will just have to wait until I join you back at home. After walking about and doing some shopping, we stopped at a small cafe. Katie and I managed to polish off each our own Neopolian pizza and a bottle of wine. I could use the excuse that they don't sell single slices of pizza, but hell, I'm not ashamed. It was damn good pizza, and these toothpick Italian girls can go to hell. Actually some of these Italain girls could do with some curves especially in the behind area. Apparently they've never heard of Sir-Mix-A lot's Baby Got Back that's for damn sure. After eating we managed to make our way to the famous Florence Bridge where we got some beautiful photos.
We also discovered a car rally going on. The annual 1000 Mil Italian Road Rally was running through Florence that day so we got to see a lot of amazing cars. We're talking BMWs, Mazaratis, Porshes, and Ferraris--both new and old. It was quite the site, but maybe not for some of my Italian students. Only just this week while teaching a lesson on proper nouns, I was shocked to find out that one of my student's father owns a Ferrari. Firing back with "Oh yeah, I own a 2001 Ford Escort!" would have been just too pitiful so I slowly closed my mouth and nodded like it was no big deal.
Katie also had her own shock. While walking the streets of Florence, we ran into a few character statues--you know those creepy people that pretend to be statues or other characters kind of like mimes. There was one dressed as DiVinci and another one that was Columbus. Well, one was painted all white like a cupid statue complete with bow and arrow. When Katie went to toss some change in its bucket, it quickly came to life and latched onto her. Katie played along giving it a hug while I snapped a picture, but the situation quickly went from PG to PG13 as Cupid tangled his hands in her hair and planted a kiss on her cheek. If that wasn't enough, Cupid had plans to swiftly make it to first base as he tried forcefully to steal a full on kiss to her lips. At that point, Katie was trying desperately to pull away while laughing her ass off. I managed to snap four shots of the whole sordid ordeal between my own hysterical bouts of laughter, and only then did Katie finally free herself from the promiscuous Cupid. The fact that we were not even sure if it was a man or woman under all the paint made it even funnier--or disturbing depending on how you look at it.
Over all, it's safe to say that our trip to Florence, Tuscany was eventful to say the least. I'm glad we were finally able to make it. The pizza and wine alone was well worth the second try.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Blimey Mate, Don't be a wanker! Read my blog or sod off!
Hey you all! I know it has been awhile, but teaching is becoming more and more busy. I officially took over the whole class today. I don't mind in the least, but I could do without all the paper chasing. My British advisor is being a jerk and asking me to write out excessive lesson plans for each subject lesson followed by lesson reflections for each and then general weekly reflections. No wonder the Puritans abadoned the mother country--they're a bossy bunch of Brits. Too bad I can't tell him to sod off. Haha! Can you tell I've been reading British literature. I've been desperate to find something to read at night, and all there is here unless I wish to learn the Italian language is a shelf of used books in the teachers lounge. Most of them are written by British authors so I've gotten the chance to be educated in the slang of the UK. I've added the following words to my vocabulary: cozzer-cop, wotcha--what's up, blimey mate--seriously, tooled up--carring a weapon, get stuffed--get f*****(I'm sure you can fill in the blanks), fine bird/cow--an attractive woman, throttle--choke the life out of someone, in the frame--suspected of a crime, and wanker--I won't insult your intelligence with a definition for this one. As you might have surmised, it wasn't exactly enlightened reading. I wish I could say I was reading the great manuscripts of DiVinci while here in Italy, but let's be honest, I'm not that ambitious. It was a thriller book about criminals and drug carteling in Europe with just a touch of Romance to really spice things up. Haha, as you can see I'm desperate for a book and will read anything that's written in English. Oh well, at least now I can give a good British lashing with my new street savvy underground UK lingo.
On a different note, we were going to go to Florence in Tuscany this last weekend, but when we went to the train station on Saturday morning the tickets were all sold out. We were really disappointed. Since we didn't want to waste the day, we went to Venice. It kind of blows my mind still that I can just hop to Venice for a day trip. Once again it was absolutely amazing. Seeing a Golden Retriever jump into the Grande Canal to cool off kind of made my day. I miss my pooches back home! Here's a shout out to Lucky and Lucy! I couldn't help thinking how living in Venice would be Lucky's worst nightmare considering she's the only Labrador terrified of the water. Talk about a dog with issues. Of course, knowing our family, she fits in just fine.
On the train ride home, my jaw hit the floor when I looked out the window to see a track of chariot racing. I'm not kidding. Not dogs. Not horses. Not cars. Chariot racing. Katie and I couldn't help choking back laughter no matter what evil glares we got. I knew Italy has an old soul, but I thought they would have progressed a bit more than this. I mean it isn't 400BC anymore. Of course, who am I to judge. In America, we have Nascar racing. I'm not sure that Nascar with it beer-gut, profanity-ridden, tooth-deprived, hillybilly fans really gives chariot racing a run for it's money. I think I'd sooner go to a chariot race than a Nascar race even if I did have to wear a toga to do so. It beats crushing beer cans on my forehead. Okay, I'll stop before I stuff one more stereotype into this paragraph.
Oh, I saw the funniest thing this last Friday night when we were out. There was a group of people out rollarblading at about ten at night. That's not the funny thing, the funny thing is they were trying to rollarblade on the cobblestone streets. The fact that I can barely ride my bike on these cobblestone streets without wearing a sports bra should alert you to the fact that it wasn't smooth sailing for these rollarbladers. Add in the fact that they were wearing vivid, blaze yellow and orange safety patrol vests, were in ther mid-forties, and were donning gold bedazzled, sequence fanny packs made it nearly unbearable. It may have been one of the most amusing sights I've seen in quite awhile. I know it's evil to admit, but with every flail of their arms, I was waiting for one to crash and burn. After how unfriendly these Northern Italians have treated us, you can't really blame me, can you? Besides, a good fall is always laugh-worthy as long as no one gets hurt. It made growing up with my clumsy sister and cousin (yes, I mean you Becca) tolerable. Haha, just kidding. You know I love you guys.
Well, I'm sorry I don't have any grand tales to tell you this time around. You'll just have to entertain yourselves by means of your own. That or cozy up with a British thriller novel. I guarantee it won't disappoint. Wink!
On a different note, we were going to go to Florence in Tuscany this last weekend, but when we went to the train station on Saturday morning the tickets were all sold out. We were really disappointed. Since we didn't want to waste the day, we went to Venice. It kind of blows my mind still that I can just hop to Venice for a day trip. Once again it was absolutely amazing. Seeing a Golden Retriever jump into the Grande Canal to cool off kind of made my day. I miss my pooches back home! Here's a shout out to Lucky and Lucy! I couldn't help thinking how living in Venice would be Lucky's worst nightmare considering she's the only Labrador terrified of the water. Talk about a dog with issues. Of course, knowing our family, she fits in just fine.
On the train ride home, my jaw hit the floor when I looked out the window to see a track of chariot racing. I'm not kidding. Not dogs. Not horses. Not cars. Chariot racing. Katie and I couldn't help choking back laughter no matter what evil glares we got. I knew Italy has an old soul, but I thought they would have progressed a bit more than this. I mean it isn't 400BC anymore. Of course, who am I to judge. In America, we have Nascar racing. I'm not sure that Nascar with it beer-gut, profanity-ridden, tooth-deprived, hillybilly fans really gives chariot racing a run for it's money. I think I'd sooner go to a chariot race than a Nascar race even if I did have to wear a toga to do so. It beats crushing beer cans on my forehead. Okay, I'll stop before I stuff one more stereotype into this paragraph.
Oh, I saw the funniest thing this last Friday night when we were out. There was a group of people out rollarblading at about ten at night. That's not the funny thing, the funny thing is they were trying to rollarblade on the cobblestone streets. The fact that I can barely ride my bike on these cobblestone streets without wearing a sports bra should alert you to the fact that it wasn't smooth sailing for these rollarbladers. Add in the fact that they were wearing vivid, blaze yellow and orange safety patrol vests, were in ther mid-forties, and were donning gold bedazzled, sequence fanny packs made it nearly unbearable. It may have been one of the most amusing sights I've seen in quite awhile. I know it's evil to admit, but with every flail of their arms, I was waiting for one to crash and burn. After how unfriendly these Northern Italians have treated us, you can't really blame me, can you? Besides, a good fall is always laugh-worthy as long as no one gets hurt. It made growing up with my clumsy sister and cousin (yes, I mean you Becca) tolerable. Haha, just kidding. You know I love you guys.
Well, I'm sorry I don't have any grand tales to tell you this time around. You'll just have to entertain yourselves by means of your own. That or cozy up with a British thriller novel. I guarantee it won't disappoint. Wink!
Monday, April 26, 2010
My Bologna has a first name.
This weekend we caught a train to the city of Bologna. I made sure to whistle the Oscar Meyer Weiner song while strolling the streets. Although it was a rainy, cloudy day, we still saw a few amazing churches as well as many shops. There wasn't anything too extraordinary about the city, but it was nice to get out and about for awhile. I think the most interesting thing happened on the way home while riding the train. Katie and I were talking when all of sudden we broke out laughing. Nothing too loud or obnoxious, but that did not save us from the death glare we received from the lady across the way. She scowled at us with the worst evil eye (which is saying a lot since my mother is Cindy Gastreich, haha just kidding) I have ever seen and followed it up with swiftly moving to another train car. Another train car?! I guess this should not have surprised me after being called a lazy bitch in Italian at one of the markets after supposedly not putting a pair of sandals back properly in the box. We're just making Italian friends left and right, aren't we? We realized that people don't really laugh out loud here. They truly are uptight and unemotional. Thank goodness we work with and have met people from other parts of Europe who are much kinder. Whoever said Americans are assholes surely never met a Northern Italian. They perfect the term tight ass with glowing success. We have heard that further South people are much friendlier in Italy. This weekend we plan to travel to Florence and Sienna in the Tuscany region so we'll see if this theory proves true. God, I hope so because if I receive one more rude sneer I might just open a can of American whoop ass on these stuffy Northern Italians and give them a real reason to hate us! Don't get me wrong. I'm having a great time, but I just can't get over how rude the Italians are. The other day when I finally did receive a returning smile I nearly fell of my bike. Either way, I'm choosing to look at the train event positively. Not everyone has the chance to travel abroad and piss off a foreigner. It's a pretty good trade off considering I've had my fair share of crazy moments with foreigners while working at Noah's Ark in the Dells. Oh the stories I could tell you. Perhaps another day.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
The Three Little Pigs and the Big Bad...Spider??!!
So I just had to share this story with you because I knew you would all get a kick out of it. Today I was teaching a group of children outside while they were working on writing the story of The Three Little Pigs with the use of conjunctions. If you don't know what a conjunction is you seriously need to get a hold of School House Rocks--Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Anyway (before I get anymore geeky and sidetracked) the kids were working very hard when all of a sudden I spotted a spider crawling on a poll only a foot away from me. Let's just say that these little Italian children never saw an American move so fast. So much for coming from the all powerful, dominating country of the US. I'm not afraid of much. Skydiving, bring it on! Bungee jumping, why not? Travel across the world to a foreign country all by myself, I'm game. Spiders, however, are not to be messed with! Anything that has 8 fury, quick little legs that can hide in unsuspecting places ready to launch a surprise attack should be avoided at all costs. Needless to say, I wasn't about to go back teaching the children while that spider sat by idly staring me down with its beady, blood thirsty eyes. I'm still shivering at the thought of it. Luckily, my night in shining armor came to the rescue in the form of my nine year old Italian student named Pedro. While laughing at me, he took the spider into his hand and threw it far away. It was kind of hard to resume authority as a teacher after that little episode, but I managed after one of my other little students whispered to me, "Don't worry, I'm scared of spiders too!" Nice to know I share the fears of a nine year old girl. Oh well, crises averted!
Monday, April 19, 2010
Your Survival Guide to Italy
If you ever plan to visit Italy. Here are some words of wisdom from me to you...
1.) Canoodling is an artform here. Don't be afraid to mount your lover on any public bench or at any cafe. It would be weird not to.
2.) Everyone here is tiny. Most men and women have the body of a twelve year old boy making you feel like a giant. Feeling like Alice in Wonderland is just something you will have to come to terms with.
3.) Remember to call your jeans or slacks trousers NOT pants. In Europe pants mean underwear, and you will be laughed at. (Hopefully just not by a bunch of seven-year-olds like me)
4.) Warm showers are a luxury you cannot depend on while in Italy. Our boiler has already broken down four times, and when we asked others they said that it is pretty common. This is rather curious considering I'm pretty sure the Romans were the ones to invent plumbing. Oh well!
5.) Meat is not worshipped here like it is back home in the States. Before you come be sure to gorge yourself on the three holy spirits of meat: cow, chicken, and pig. You will not find them on any menu or in any grocery market here.
6.) Don't smile at Northern Italians. They'll usually just glare back at you. It's their way of saying, "Welcome to Italy, now get the hell out of my way." If you wish to seek friendlier company, head south.
7.) Be careful when you need emergency assistance. The ER here has hours of operation posted on the door. You must think I'm joking, but I swear, I saw them with my own eyes. If your emergency falls at a time of inoperation then I guess you're just SOL.
8.) Don't feed the pigeons at the cafe. They have no problem attacking you for more which is quite scary considering pigeons here have more muscle mass than the Hulk.
9.) If you rent a car, by all means use the horn. Not using it every thirty seconds is considered inhuman not to mention probably punishable by law.
10.) Finally, if you are eating out, make sure to do so only at noon or after 8pm. At any other time you will be looked at as a pig. As for breakfast, exchange your wheaties for a coffee or a wine spritzer. Starting your morning any other way is considered sacreligious and you would hate to get on the wrong side of these Bible Thumping Italian Catholics.
1.) Canoodling is an artform here. Don't be afraid to mount your lover on any public bench or at any cafe. It would be weird not to.
2.) Everyone here is tiny. Most men and women have the body of a twelve year old boy making you feel like a giant. Feeling like Alice in Wonderland is just something you will have to come to terms with.
3.) Remember to call your jeans or slacks trousers NOT pants. In Europe pants mean underwear, and you will be laughed at. (Hopefully just not by a bunch of seven-year-olds like me)
4.) Warm showers are a luxury you cannot depend on while in Italy. Our boiler has already broken down four times, and when we asked others they said that it is pretty common. This is rather curious considering I'm pretty sure the Romans were the ones to invent plumbing. Oh well!
5.) Meat is not worshipped here like it is back home in the States. Before you come be sure to gorge yourself on the three holy spirits of meat: cow, chicken, and pig. You will not find them on any menu or in any grocery market here.
6.) Don't smile at Northern Italians. They'll usually just glare back at you. It's their way of saying, "Welcome to Italy, now get the hell out of my way." If you wish to seek friendlier company, head south.
7.) Be careful when you need emergency assistance. The ER here has hours of operation posted on the door. You must think I'm joking, but I swear, I saw them with my own eyes. If your emergency falls at a time of inoperation then I guess you're just SOL.
8.) Don't feed the pigeons at the cafe. They have no problem attacking you for more which is quite scary considering pigeons here have more muscle mass than the Hulk.
9.) If you rent a car, by all means use the horn. Not using it every thirty seconds is considered inhuman not to mention probably punishable by law.
10.) Finally, if you are eating out, make sure to do so only at noon or after 8pm. At any other time you will be looked at as a pig. As for breakfast, exchange your wheaties for a coffee or a wine spritzer. Starting your morning any other way is considered sacreligious and you would hate to get on the wrong side of these Bible Thumping Italian Catholics.
Friday, April 16, 2010
All Hail Michael Jackson
Sorry I haven't posted in awhile. I've been extremely busy with teaching. Our British advisor visited this week and gave us a crap load of work to do for our placements. I wanted to kindly refuse the work, but I didn't think that would fly with him. By the way, why do all British lack a set of straight teeth? I swear my advisor had never met a dentist in his life. That is one stereotype I can safely put to rest I guess.
This week I've noticed that the students have a strange obsession with Michael Jackson. There are pictures of him in most of the classrooms. He even showed up in their school work when they were asked to name their hero. When I told my own second grade students that I had a nephew named Jackson, several excitedly shouted, "Like Michael Jackson?!!" It is a bit strange, but funny all the same. In music class they are even singing and dancing to Thriller for one of their concert numbers. They are also singing Yellow Submarine, Don't Stop Believin, and some other great songs. I wish schools back home sang rock and pop classics like this. I personally cannot wait to see these little Italians singing to these classics. It should be a riot to watch.
This weekend we plan to hang low since we have so much work and lesson planning to get done. We might visit a local park we just discovered right near the school that is quite popular. The weather has been in the sixties most days so hopefully it will still that way for the weekend. I heard it has been rediculously warm and nice back home. Figures the one spring I'm not there would be the good one. Well, enjoy your weekend and the weather. Oh and by the way, the Tornado has been fixed. I was never so excited to pick up my beautiful steed. She corners like a dream! Haha!
This week I've noticed that the students have a strange obsession with Michael Jackson. There are pictures of him in most of the classrooms. He even showed up in their school work when they were asked to name their hero. When I told my own second grade students that I had a nephew named Jackson, several excitedly shouted, "Like Michael Jackson?!!" It is a bit strange, but funny all the same. In music class they are even singing and dancing to Thriller for one of their concert numbers. They are also singing Yellow Submarine, Don't Stop Believin, and some other great songs. I wish schools back home sang rock and pop classics like this. I personally cannot wait to see these little Italians singing to these classics. It should be a riot to watch.
This weekend we plan to hang low since we have so much work and lesson planning to get done. We might visit a local park we just discovered right near the school that is quite popular. The weather has been in the sixties most days so hopefully it will still that way for the weekend. I heard it has been rediculously warm and nice back home. Figures the one spring I'm not there would be the good one. Well, enjoy your weekend and the weather. Oh and by the way, the Tornado has been fixed. I was never so excited to pick up my beautiful steed. She corners like a dream! Haha!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
I love Venice just not the Gondola Pimps
Yesterday, we went to Venice which is just a short train ride from where we live. It was truly amazing. We took a water bus through the Grande Canal which is the main river that cuts through Venice in a backwards "S" shape. While on the boat we got to see both the police boats and firemen boats. I can't imagine the firemen being called often in a city that floats on water, but we saw them none the less. After we got off we weaved our way through the narrow, maze-like alley streets back to the train station. On these narrow backstreets were also narrow canals in which you crossed on small archway bridges. I found these smaller, narrow canals to be extremely romantic and beautiful. They looked like they were straight out of a movie. The food there was also to die for. They had these amazing warm pizza and sandwhich wraps with thick, warm, doughy crust that I fell in love with. The gelato and pastries were also delicious. We ate our way through most of Venice. You could tell that everything was homemade unlike the fastfood in America that is cooked quickly and greasy. We did see quite a lot of gondolas as well, but unfortunately didn't ride one ourselves. They are rather expensive not to mention the gondaliers are extremely annoying. They shout at you and constantly try to get you into their boats. In fact, they very much reminded me of the pimps in Las Vegas. They would stand in groups wearing their tight striped shirts with slicked back hair and look you up and down as you passed trying to lure you to their boats. We do plan on visiting another time while we're here so maybe next time they might actually get our business. I feel like it's a requirement to ride the gondola if you visit Venice no matter how expensive it seems so we'll see. Either way, Venice is truly a sight not to miss.
Friday, April 9, 2010
The Tornado Takes a Fall
Well, I finally broke down and bought a SIM card key for my computer so I can access the internet from my apartment or wherever I wish. Riding into town to access the wireless link at the cafe was becoming too much of a hassle. It wasn't too terribly expensive not to mention I can use it anywhere even when I get back home. Anyway, I'm excited its finally the weekend. I love the kids at school, but teaching is still a job. We kicked off the weekend with a couple beers down at the local cafe with the rest of the teachers from the school. It was a lot fun talking with them since they're from all over Europe--England, Ireland, Italy, Scotland, and Wales to name a few countries. We were making fun of each others accents and where we all come from. Speaking of the teachers, Katie and I cannot figure out if my English cooperating teacher is gay or if all English men are just flamboyantly happy. I'm sure Grandma K could figure it out in two seconds with her spectacular gaydar. Haha!
Unfortunately, later on in the night the great Tornado took a fall. That's right, she got a flat. I was literally riding the rim until I locked up the poor beast in town. Hopefully I'll pick her up later and take her to fix the flat when the shops are open. I had to walk the half hour walk home in my sandals. Good thing my feet are made of leather after my summer of lifeguarding. I'm pretty sure I could walk on coal and not feel a thing. That's my fall back plan if this whole teacher route doesn't pan out. Hey if those African tribe members can do it, why can't I?
Tomorrow, we plan on going to Venice. I cannot wait. It's a really quick train ride over. I'll make sure and take lots of pictures and maybe finally upload some to facebook now that I've got better internet access. Hope you all have a great weekend!
Unfortunately, later on in the night the great Tornado took a fall. That's right, she got a flat. I was literally riding the rim until I locked up the poor beast in town. Hopefully I'll pick her up later and take her to fix the flat when the shops are open. I had to walk the half hour walk home in my sandals. Good thing my feet are made of leather after my summer of lifeguarding. I'm pretty sure I could walk on coal and not feel a thing. That's my fall back plan if this whole teacher route doesn't pan out. Hey if those African tribe members can do it, why can't I?
Tomorrow, we plan on going to Venice. I cannot wait. It's a really quick train ride over. I'll make sure and take lots of pictures and maybe finally upload some to facebook now that I've got better internet access. Hope you all have a great weekend!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Confessions of a True Milkoholic
The children are in the lab today so I had some time to access the internet since I am just assisting in another classroom today. The teacher is from Scotland. Her accent is so much fun to listen to even if I do not always understand her.
Anyway, I forgot to tell you about a very interesting story yesterday that I know a lot of you will get a kick out of especially you Amanda since you won't even eat fish. So the teachers here are allowed to eat lunch free which I thought was pretty awesome. They have pasta everyday except Thursday when they have pizza. The teachers say I will get sick of it pretty quickly, but I'm not so sure. I'm pretty sure I could live on pasta. I guess will see. You can also have a piece of fruit, a salad, a roll, a slice of cheese, and a piece of deli meat and water. Meat here is nothing like in America. First of all it is really salty. I mean they must cure the hell out of all their meat. Secondly, their deli meat is slice tissue paper thin which makes it really hard to determine what kind of meat it is. Well, yesterday, I tried a piece of really dark deli meat that did not look like any kind of meat I had seen before so I decided to ask the teachers what kind of meat it was. Take your guesses now. I'm sure you won't guess it. Beef? Strike one. Ham? Strike two. Turkey? Strike three, you're out! If you guess, fox, bear, squirrel, deer, or any other forest critter or beast you would still be wrong. It was in fact horse meat. When I told Katie who had already consumed three slices she nearly died. I was not really disgusted, just more surprised than anything else. I mean I did't even know they raised horses for that. Once again, the Europeans surprise me. Someone should tell them you're suppose to ride them not eat them. Oh well!
One food that I'm truly missing over here is milk. It has been far too long since I have seen a cow grazing in a field waiting to be milked by its farmer where it will be soon delivered to my gullet. I'm literally going crazy. The only milk I can find is whole milk which is only sold in pint size for a butt load of money. How is a three gallon a week girl suppose to survive? Unfortunately, I only have milk with my cereal and stick to water and whine for the rest of my meals. When I get home don't be surprised if you see me attack the first diary cow I see. I cannot be held responsible for my calcium addiction.
Anyway, I forgot to tell you about a very interesting story yesterday that I know a lot of you will get a kick out of especially you Amanda since you won't even eat fish. So the teachers here are allowed to eat lunch free which I thought was pretty awesome. They have pasta everyday except Thursday when they have pizza. The teachers say I will get sick of it pretty quickly, but I'm not so sure. I'm pretty sure I could live on pasta. I guess will see. You can also have a piece of fruit, a salad, a roll, a slice of cheese, and a piece of deli meat and water. Meat here is nothing like in America. First of all it is really salty. I mean they must cure the hell out of all their meat. Secondly, their deli meat is slice tissue paper thin which makes it really hard to determine what kind of meat it is. Well, yesterday, I tried a piece of really dark deli meat that did not look like any kind of meat I had seen before so I decided to ask the teachers what kind of meat it was. Take your guesses now. I'm sure you won't guess it. Beef? Strike one. Ham? Strike two. Turkey? Strike three, you're out! If you guess, fox, bear, squirrel, deer, or any other forest critter or beast you would still be wrong. It was in fact horse meat. When I told Katie who had already consumed three slices she nearly died. I was not really disgusted, just more surprised than anything else. I mean I did't even know they raised horses for that. Once again, the Europeans surprise me. Someone should tell them you're suppose to ride them not eat them. Oh well!
One food that I'm truly missing over here is milk. It has been far too long since I have seen a cow grazing in a field waiting to be milked by its farmer where it will be soon delivered to my gullet. I'm literally going crazy. The only milk I can find is whole milk which is only sold in pint size for a butt load of money. How is a three gallon a week girl suppose to survive? Unfortunately, I only have milk with my cereal and stick to water and whine for the rest of my meals. When I get home don't be surprised if you see me attack the first diary cow I see. I cannot be held responsible for my calcium addiction.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Attack of the Pigeons
I am in grave danger as I sit here typing this message to you. A pigeon has set it's beady eyes on my pastry and keeps trying to stealthily steal the goods. I've seriously slapaped it away three times and it keeps coming back. I don't know why. It seems to be quite well fed from the fallen crumbs of the cafe it has been feeding on all day. This thing could seriously be a threat in a cage fight so consider yourself lucky that I'm standing my ground and sending this message to you. If I get pecked to death it's on you.
Anyway, it's been an interesting Easter weekend. As you know, we got bikes. The Tornado is going strong, but I can't say the same for Katie's bike. It has already broken down which leads me to my first interesting story. Two nights ago Katie biked to the cafe to access the internet and told me she would be back shortly. However, when it came to eleven at night and no Katie I started to freak. I had imagined she had been robbed, beaten, kidnapped, or hurt in some other means of my wild imagination. By midnight I was nearly in tears trying to figure out what I should do if she didn't show. Do I call the police? The U.S. Consolate? Would I be mixed up in the disappearance and be blamed like the other U.S. girl in that murder case in Italyt? In short, I was a mess. Thankfully she showed up at half past midnight. I had never been so relieved in my life. Katie had a horrible night as well starting with her bike breaking down. She had to chain it to a post in town. Following that, she got horribly sick and couldn't take the bus home since it was to late. She had to track down a waiter friend of ours who called a cab. The cab driver decided to take a long ass round about way home and overcharged her, but at that point she just threw the cash at him and bolted for our apartment. Once in she ran to the bathroom shouting "sorrys" to me and continued to get sick. It was quite the night to say the least. I hope that's the last scare we have while over here.
As for Easter it was quite quiet over here. Most people left on vacation and everything closed on Sunday and Monday. Everything was pretty low key for us. We had a lot of time to spend in our freezing apartment since the heat isn't working. I don't know how it would even work considering there are no heating vents anywhere in the apartment. Maybe it just magicly leaks through the walls. After all the Europeans do quite a lot of things differently here. To start with, they don't use microwaves or clothing dryers here. I miss the days of being able to heat up my beloved raviolios for a quick meal. Just yesterday I made pasta and when I went to heat up the left overs I had to get out the pots and pans again. How strange! Where fore out thou microwave?! I have yet to try our ridiculously small washer since it only holds a load the size of a soccerball. I think I might be able to fit in two pairs of socks and three pairs of underwear and call it a load. I guess Europe hasn't familiarized itself with the industrial-sized, materialistic world that America has so greedily indulged in. Bigger and faster apparently isn't better here in the mother country. It does keep things more quaint though. It just takes some time to get used to.
The round-abouts here have also served as quite the amusement. Not a day goes by that I don't see a near-crash at those death traps. They take to those with a fearsome aggression, and as a biker I fear for my life everytime I cross one. Italians also have a passionate connection to their car horns. They freely use them as if they are as essential to driving as the breaks. I never know if they are honking at us, their friends across the street, other drivers, or their children in the back seat. Generally, I just try to stay out of their way. Nothing like a firm Italian flip-off to keep you cautious. I've seen those old Italian mobster movies, and I can savely say that I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of any Italian big or small.
Today, I started my first day of teaching at the school . I teach in a second grade classroom with a teacher from England. He is extremely friendly, but his quick English accent is hard to follow at times. When I'm thoroughly confused I just smile and nod. (Just smile and wave boys! Those Madagascar penguins were smart blokes. That's a shout out to you Zach since you're probably the only one who knows what I mean.)The children are also incredibly adorable with their Italian accented English. They are so cute and tiny, not to mention the fact that they share the names of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm serious! I have a couple Leonardo's and Donatello's in my class. The children also seem exceptionally bright. Their writing was better than some of the sixth graders I had back in the States. The fact that it is a private international school might be a factor. More money, better education. You should see some of the parents. These mothers trapse in dressed to the hilt walking in five inch, gold heals like they just rolled out of bed. It's a bit unsettling considering I'm just a poor American college girl. We were actually told to tell the students and families that we are "visiting" teachers rather than "student" teachers since the parents would look at us as less adequate teachers for their children if we said we were American university students. The word snubbish comes to mind, but dealing with the parents of students is never easy no matter what country you teach in. Either parents are too involved or not involved enough. I'm sure you can vouch for this Amanda. Other then that, my day was pretty good. It was a lot to take in considering I'm teaching in a setting quite different to the American classroom, but I'm sure I'll gain my ground with the passing days. Next week my British supervisor visits to check in. I'll let you know how that goes. Speaking of which, I need to email him and my battery is about to die. I better end this ridiculously long message.
I hope you're enjoying my day to day tid-bits and banter. Until the next time, I hope you are all well back in the states. By the way, it looks like I survived the pigeon. Thank goodness! Ciao!
Anyway, it's been an interesting Easter weekend. As you know, we got bikes. The Tornado is going strong, but I can't say the same for Katie's bike. It has already broken down which leads me to my first interesting story. Two nights ago Katie biked to the cafe to access the internet and told me she would be back shortly. However, when it came to eleven at night and no Katie I started to freak. I had imagined she had been robbed, beaten, kidnapped, or hurt in some other means of my wild imagination. By midnight I was nearly in tears trying to figure out what I should do if she didn't show. Do I call the police? The U.S. Consolate? Would I be mixed up in the disappearance and be blamed like the other U.S. girl in that murder case in Italyt? In short, I was a mess. Thankfully she showed up at half past midnight. I had never been so relieved in my life. Katie had a horrible night as well starting with her bike breaking down. She had to chain it to a post in town. Following that, she got horribly sick and couldn't take the bus home since it was to late. She had to track down a waiter friend of ours who called a cab. The cab driver decided to take a long ass round about way home and overcharged her, but at that point she just threw the cash at him and bolted for our apartment. Once in she ran to the bathroom shouting "sorrys" to me and continued to get sick. It was quite the night to say the least. I hope that's the last scare we have while over here.
As for Easter it was quite quiet over here. Most people left on vacation and everything closed on Sunday and Monday. Everything was pretty low key for us. We had a lot of time to spend in our freezing apartment since the heat isn't working. I don't know how it would even work considering there are no heating vents anywhere in the apartment. Maybe it just magicly leaks through the walls. After all the Europeans do quite a lot of things differently here. To start with, they don't use microwaves or clothing dryers here. I miss the days of being able to heat up my beloved raviolios for a quick meal. Just yesterday I made pasta and when I went to heat up the left overs I had to get out the pots and pans again. How strange! Where fore out thou microwave?! I have yet to try our ridiculously small washer since it only holds a load the size of a soccerball. I think I might be able to fit in two pairs of socks and three pairs of underwear and call it a load. I guess Europe hasn't familiarized itself with the industrial-sized, materialistic world that America has so greedily indulged in. Bigger and faster apparently isn't better here in the mother country. It does keep things more quaint though. It just takes some time to get used to.
The round-abouts here have also served as quite the amusement. Not a day goes by that I don't see a near-crash at those death traps. They take to those with a fearsome aggression, and as a biker I fear for my life everytime I cross one. Italians also have a passionate connection to their car horns. They freely use them as if they are as essential to driving as the breaks. I never know if they are honking at us, their friends across the street, other drivers, or their children in the back seat. Generally, I just try to stay out of their way. Nothing like a firm Italian flip-off to keep you cautious. I've seen those old Italian mobster movies, and I can savely say that I wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of any Italian big or small.
Today, I started my first day of teaching at the school . I teach in a second grade classroom with a teacher from England. He is extremely friendly, but his quick English accent is hard to follow at times. When I'm thoroughly confused I just smile and nod. (Just smile and wave boys! Those Madagascar penguins were smart blokes. That's a shout out to you Zach since you're probably the only one who knows what I mean.)The children are also incredibly adorable with their Italian accented English. They are so cute and tiny, not to mention the fact that they share the names of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm serious! I have a couple Leonardo's and Donatello's in my class. The children also seem exceptionally bright. Their writing was better than some of the sixth graders I had back in the States. The fact that it is a private international school might be a factor. More money, better education. You should see some of the parents. These mothers trapse in dressed to the hilt walking in five inch, gold heals like they just rolled out of bed. It's a bit unsettling considering I'm just a poor American college girl. We were actually told to tell the students and families that we are "visiting" teachers rather than "student" teachers since the parents would look at us as less adequate teachers for their children if we said we were American university students. The word snubbish comes to mind, but dealing with the parents of students is never easy no matter what country you teach in. Either parents are too involved or not involved enough. I'm sure you can vouch for this Amanda. Other then that, my day was pretty good. It was a lot to take in considering I'm teaching in a setting quite different to the American classroom, but I'm sure I'll gain my ground with the passing days. Next week my British supervisor visits to check in. I'll let you know how that goes. Speaking of which, I need to email him and my battery is about to die. I better end this ridiculously long message.
I hope you're enjoying my day to day tid-bits and banter. Until the next time, I hope you are all well back in the states. By the way, it looks like I survived the pigeon. Thank goodness! Ciao!
Now the Fastest Thing on Two Wheels--Me on the Tornado!
Success! Yesterday after the longest day in the history of shopping we succeeded in finding both alarm clocks and bikes. First, we set out for Ikea which was a total bust. That store was totally useless not to mention it took forever to get to on the bus and then the longest most backassward walk from the bus stop. We managed to find two of the cheapest alarm clocks, but we figured they would have to suffice since they were the only ones we had seen since we have been here. On the way back we stopped at another store and found a curling iron and hair straightener since the converter fried the first time I used it. Luckily my adaptors still work for my computer and ipod since they both have built in converters. The voltage conversion system here as well as the metric system annoy the hell out of me. I am constantly looking like a constipated fool trying to convert things in my head. Buying cheese and meat is proving far more difficult then it should be. My mental math skills are certainly being exercised.
The bikes we bought are awesome though. I mean how could a thirty year old rusting bike with screeching breaks called the Tornado, not be? I kid you not. The name Tornado is written down the main bar of my bike. How bad ass is that? I feel like Zorro every time I climb upon it. The first time I rode it I felt like a little kid again as I wobbled down the street on my new toy hoping it wouldn’t crumple under my weight. My ass is certainly taking a beating from the uneven and cobblestone roads. It was pretty sore this morning, but it’s all a part of the adventure, right? Last night Katie’s breaks decided to lock, but she had no choice but to ride on since it was midnight and we were still fifteen minutes from home. She can officially say she burned rubber on her bike. It smelled awful. Good thing the breaks unlocked themselves overnight. How? I have no idea, but at least it saves us a trip back to the bike shop. Fabritzio would have had a lot to answer for selling us a lemon.
The bikes we bought are awesome though. I mean how could a thirty year old rusting bike with screeching breaks called the Tornado, not be? I kid you not. The name Tornado is written down the main bar of my bike. How bad ass is that? I feel like Zorro every time I climb upon it. The first time I rode it I felt like a little kid again as I wobbled down the street on my new toy hoping it wouldn’t crumple under my weight. My ass is certainly taking a beating from the uneven and cobblestone roads. It was pretty sore this morning, but it’s all a part of the adventure, right? Last night Katie’s breaks decided to lock, but she had no choice but to ride on since it was midnight and we were still fifteen minutes from home. She can officially say she burned rubber on her bike. It smelled awful. Good thing the breaks unlocked themselves overnight. How? I have no idea, but at least it saves us a trip back to the bike shop. Fabritzio would have had a lot to answer for selling us a lemon.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
On the hunt for a bike
Today we're going shopping for some stuff. A bike and an alarm clock tops the list. We're going to try to hit up the local ikea and then check some of the old bike shops to see if we can buy some cheap bikes. I swear every bike around here is like thirty years old. Oh well, as long as the tires are roundish and the brakes work I'm down. I hopefully won't have to call home because I break my arm on an old rickety bike, but I make no promises. Later!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Where fore out thou Juliet?
Warning: This is a long one!
Yesterday we went to Verona. It was about an hour train ride from Padova. Although it rained most of the time we were there, it was still absolutely beautiful. It was a very medieval town. We got the chance to see an old Roman arena as well as some of the ancient Roman entrances to the city. My favorite part of the city was the balcony of Juliet since Verona is the city in which Romeo and Juliet is based. Under the balcony was a statue of Juliet in which you rub her breast for good luck. Fun, right? We had a good laugh over that, but had no shame in getting up there and cropping a feel. Some of the Italian men were getting quite fresh with poor Juliet. Haha! Good thing she was just a statue. At the entrance to Juliet’s courtyard was a tunnel that was covered wall to wall in love notes and names in which tourists get to sign or leave a message. It was really fun to read what some of them had to say. Of course, I signed my name among the masses of others already there. Maybe I will finally find my true love at last. Doubtful!
Also while traveling yesterday, Katie’s cousin, Lindsey, got quite a lot of attention from the Italian men. She was wearing black knee-high dress boots with flat heels that somewhat resembled cowboy boots. Well, apparently the Italian men loved them because at least three different men made comments on them. We are pretty sure that one asked if she could ride him like a cowboy. It was pretty funny. Don’t worry we didn’t take him home with us. Wink! Actually, the Italian men have been pretty polite. We haven’t been followed or harassed by them at all. No one has followed us like the Frenchmen did while Amanda was in France. Too bad! Some of them are pretty hansom. Haha! Actually I ran into a guy at the internet cafĂ© yesterday from Pennsylvania. He heard me talking English and asked if I was from the States. He is here studying at an oncology program for a year. It was nice to have a conversation from someone from back home because not as many people here speak English as I thought. Either that or they are pretending not to.
I have fallen in love though—with gelato that is. It is so good! I’ve had it everyday I’ve been here. It is like ice cream but much more creamier and richer. Also, I had my first pasta dish yesterday. It was just Spaghetti Pamodoro which is spaghetti with tomato sauce. It was very tasty. Katie is in love with the pizza here. She can scarf a pizza all by herself and has done so repeatedly. I had a bite or two of hers, and it was pretty amazing. The crust was delicious. In fact, her and her cousin eat a lot. They would fit in with our family just fine. Haha! Usually they polish off a bottle of wine at each meal too. I haven’t had much wine yet. It is hard for me to get use to wine at each meal. I have been sticking to water mostly. Yep Dad, it took me living in another country in order for me to drink water. That’s only because milk is not really offered out and is not sold in huge quantities at the store. Not to mention they do not even have skim milk here. I think I might go into milk withdrawal. Oh well, I will have to make do.
Some other things I have noticed here in Italy is everyone smokes. I’m pretty sure I saw a bunch of ten-year-olds lighting up. It is crazy. Sometimes the outside air just reeks of smoke. Also, they take their dogs everywhere—stores, cafes, train stations, and even the trains themselves. Yesterday there was a dog just wondering around loose in the train station. I thought it was a stray until the owner called it over. The fashion here is also very different from home. They are very trendy which is not that surprising since Italy is known for its fashion industry. Becca, you would love it here. I can picture you in so many of the clothes I see in the windows. You would go broke though. Clothes and everything else here is rather expensive.
Well, I guess that about sums it up. I’m sorry this is such a long one. I actually wrote it at my apartment and then copied it into my blog. So I had a lot of time to write. I know you are all busy people so never feel obligated to read it. I’m mostly writing for my parents (so they know I’m still alive and not getting into trouble) and for myself as sort of a journal of my travels. Until next time, ciao!
Yesterday we went to Verona. It was about an hour train ride from Padova. Although it rained most of the time we were there, it was still absolutely beautiful. It was a very medieval town. We got the chance to see an old Roman arena as well as some of the ancient Roman entrances to the city. My favorite part of the city was the balcony of Juliet since Verona is the city in which Romeo and Juliet is based. Under the balcony was a statue of Juliet in which you rub her breast for good luck. Fun, right? We had a good laugh over that, but had no shame in getting up there and cropping a feel. Some of the Italian men were getting quite fresh with poor Juliet. Haha! Good thing she was just a statue. At the entrance to Juliet’s courtyard was a tunnel that was covered wall to wall in love notes and names in which tourists get to sign or leave a message. It was really fun to read what some of them had to say. Of course, I signed my name among the masses of others already there. Maybe I will finally find my true love at last. Doubtful!
Also while traveling yesterday, Katie’s cousin, Lindsey, got quite a lot of attention from the Italian men. She was wearing black knee-high dress boots with flat heels that somewhat resembled cowboy boots. Well, apparently the Italian men loved them because at least three different men made comments on them. We are pretty sure that one asked if she could ride him like a cowboy. It was pretty funny. Don’t worry we didn’t take him home with us. Wink! Actually, the Italian men have been pretty polite. We haven’t been followed or harassed by them at all. No one has followed us like the Frenchmen did while Amanda was in France. Too bad! Some of them are pretty hansom. Haha! Actually I ran into a guy at the internet cafĂ© yesterday from Pennsylvania. He heard me talking English and asked if I was from the States. He is here studying at an oncology program for a year. It was nice to have a conversation from someone from back home because not as many people here speak English as I thought. Either that or they are pretending not to.
I have fallen in love though—with gelato that is. It is so good! I’ve had it everyday I’ve been here. It is like ice cream but much more creamier and richer. Also, I had my first pasta dish yesterday. It was just Spaghetti Pamodoro which is spaghetti with tomato sauce. It was very tasty. Katie is in love with the pizza here. She can scarf a pizza all by herself and has done so repeatedly. I had a bite or two of hers, and it was pretty amazing. The crust was delicious. In fact, her and her cousin eat a lot. They would fit in with our family just fine. Haha! Usually they polish off a bottle of wine at each meal too. I haven’t had much wine yet. It is hard for me to get use to wine at each meal. I have been sticking to water mostly. Yep Dad, it took me living in another country in order for me to drink water. That’s only because milk is not really offered out and is not sold in huge quantities at the store. Not to mention they do not even have skim milk here. I think I might go into milk withdrawal. Oh well, I will have to make do.
Some other things I have noticed here in Italy is everyone smokes. I’m pretty sure I saw a bunch of ten-year-olds lighting up. It is crazy. Sometimes the outside air just reeks of smoke. Also, they take their dogs everywhere—stores, cafes, train stations, and even the trains themselves. Yesterday there was a dog just wondering around loose in the train station. I thought it was a stray until the owner called it over. The fashion here is also very different from home. They are very trendy which is not that surprising since Italy is known for its fashion industry. Becca, you would love it here. I can picture you in so many of the clothes I see in the windows. You would go broke though. Clothes and everything else here is rather expensive.
Well, I guess that about sums it up. I’m sorry this is such a long one. I actually wrote it at my apartment and then copied it into my blog. So I had a lot of time to write. I know you are all busy people so never feel obligated to read it. I’m mostly writing for my parents (so they know I’m still alive and not getting into trouble) and for myself as sort of a journal of my travels. Until next time, ciao!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
I'm HERE!!!
Hey guys. Don't worry, I made it here just fine. I arrived yesterday at noon and hopped onto the first bus I saw to Padova and then grabbed a cab to the school. I kind of didn't know what I was doing and just hoped I was going in the right direction. I know, Mom. I'm sure that's exactly what you want to hear, right? I made it though so all's well that ends well. The apartment is huge! We each have our own queen size beds. I took a quick nap before we went out to see the city last night. I fell a sleep to the sound of all the Italian children on the playground below since are apartment is right above the school. It's rather convenient. Last night, Katie and her cousin showed me the city. It's beautiful. Very much like what you see in movies--you know the cobble stone allies with lots of cafes and shops in old buildings. Today we're heading to Verona. Katie's cousin wants to go there before she heads home tomorrow. She's been here before a few times and once lived in London. She knows a lot about the culture and just stuff in general around here which is really helpful. I guess that's all for now. We're going to head out for Verona now. I'm sorry I'm keeping this short. Tomorrow I'll try to get on again and give a little more detail and hopefully get on facebook. Hope all is well in Wisconsin. Hopefully the weather is as nice there as it is here.
Friday, March 19, 2010
Hello All
So as you can see I've decided to write a blog. I've chosen a lucky few of you to receive emails about when I update my blog and this is just a test run. If you're not interested in receiving an update about my blog or don't wish to read it, I will gladly take you off my list. If you are interested I plan on periodically sharing my adventures with you while I'm abroad in Italy. I figured it would be easier and more fun than emailing everyone not to mention its kind like a journal I can keep for myself. If there is anyone else you know that I should add to my email list to notify them of my blog updates let me know so I can add them. Otherwise, I leave for Italy March 30th so make sure you look for my posts. Love ya all!
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